From Bug's Butt

Tuesday

Some people’s positive outlook on life bewilders me. For example, you know that one friend of yours who describes each rotten episode in her life as “an experience?” They have no regrets, no complaints, no hard feelings -- just experiences. Hey Stephanie, remember that time your boyfriend stole all your money and spent it at the titty bar just before he left you stranded in Tijuana? “Oh yeah. It was an experience.” “It was something I had to experience.” It was an experience? Everything is an experience! The Holocaust was an experience. A major car accident is an experience. Racking your beanbag on the handle bars is an experience. That doesn’t mean it was good. Some things just suck. Admit it.

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