My Subway story:
So we went to Subway. We ordered the usual. When we went to pay, this woman asked us if we wanted anything else. I said, "A Medium Pepsi" She says , "We don't carry Pepsi anymore. Only coke products." I say, "What the fuck?" She says, "It was a corporate decision. All Subways are converting to coke." I say, "Ahh so coke bought out the corporate bosses." She said "Well, coke is a better product." I tell her coke sucks.

This is what she looked like as best as I can remember.

I hate coke. They are trying to own the world along with Walmart, Microsoft, and SBC. Coke at Subway?? Sigh...what is the world coming to. Doesn't everyone know that coke is only good with RUM in it??